oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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