Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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