i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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