you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Everything about him screamed your future.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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