i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I did not marry a roomba.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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