Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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