You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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