I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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