I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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