i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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