i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
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