I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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