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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."

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• (831): View more from California

  you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.

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  i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.

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  k i'll be over in 5.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself

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• (585): View more from New York

  you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"

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• (903): View more from Texas

  So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course

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• (805): View more from California

  Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm all about clean living these days

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  You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody

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  ... after you woke up in your own urine

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I wasn't that drunk.

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  You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  How was it?

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  i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night

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