you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My pussy is not your playground.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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