he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize
