Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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