so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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