I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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