she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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