I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
