and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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