New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Randomize
