Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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