I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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