she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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