No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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