I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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