I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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