I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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