so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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