Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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