What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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