He told me they were just razor bumps!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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