"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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