Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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