Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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