Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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