don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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