i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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