Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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