I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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