I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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