Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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