i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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