what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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