plz talk dirty to me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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