Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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