Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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