You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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