i think my mom watched the whole time
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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