God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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