If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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