what if I'm pregnant?
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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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